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BLADE - Finally will do a REAL favor to Mankind


TAGS: blade twilight
Rating: 3.99/5

More motifakes by Makriev

motinet - September 14, 2012, 4:09 pm

Over 3000 facebook shares... *faints*
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:28 pm
I laughed at it, too rerun!
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am
Before.
fr9mu1 - June 1, 2010, 3:09 am
yes finaly
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2009, 1:37 pm
FTW!!!
NotAHater - November 1, 2009, 12:28 am
Hell yeah. This Twilight obsession has got to stop, and Blade is the perfect choice to deliver it.
untersturmfuher - September 3, 2009, 12:35 pm
damn straight
KuroBear - August 27, 2009, 2:34 pm
This is worth a whole year of EPIC WIN!
amina - August 18, 2009, 11:15 pm
ok, rant time. the first book was good the rest sucked, the movie sucked, and the acting sucked. oh yeah so did the plot line....
Cheesy Poofs - August 11, 2009, 4:13 pm
This is awesome incarnate. 5L!
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 11:48 am
I'm sure Woody meant "2nd" and "4th"...then again, maybe I'm not.
Woodywood03a - August 5, 2009, 11:55 pm
Blade was a pretty half bake movie. But when they made the 2rd and then the 3th and 4rd, that was a bit of overkill. and then when they made the tv show, all I could say is, "DONE".
Kbomb - July 28, 2009, 12:51 am
Five lions, and a coupon for free sex with me
Porcelina - July 26, 2009, 9:51 pm
*insert my twilight rant here*
BriaHere - July 26, 2009, 6:01 pm
Freaking LOVE Twilight. The movie sucks donkey ass though. Kristin Stewart can't at. Emily Browning should have got the part but I won't ramble on.
Arrogant Knight - July 26, 2009, 7:02 am
You are SO lucky not to know of Twilight. Oh, damn... I'm sorry...
kerkpyrrus - July 26, 2009, 6:53 am
ok, i give up, who are the two in front? the girl sorta looks like nat portman?
Me - July 26, 2009, 5:47 am
That is fucking amazing.


STOP CLUBBING, BABY SEALS - Once again, punctuation makes all the difference ...


TAGS: stop clubbing baby seals punctuation
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:44 am
Would it be copyright infringement if I used that joke on someone? I'll have it back by Tuesday.
Budog - March 21, 2012, 3:09 am
No, I just found the picture...
patchu - March 18, 2012, 3:59 pm
Did you do the photoshop on this yourself? It's genius!
FSM - February 14, 2012, 4:22 pm
A baby seal walks into a club.
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am
clubin just got sexy
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am
clubin just got sexy
Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:06 pm
Thank you... 8)
motinet - February 8, 2012, 2:04 pm

Aaaaaan Budog takes the top spot on motifake. nicely done
forseti - February 7, 2012, 1:07 am
"innocent creatures, and whales"??? So whales are guilty? STOP BEING GENERALIZING! Some whales aren't guilty!
tellitlikeitis - February 6, 2012, 8:20 pm
Brillant... love it. Their such beautiful creatures. And a big thank to one man called Paul Watson who's mission in life is to save innocent creatures, and whales, etc.
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:55 am
please don't. st5p :)
forseti - February 6, 2012, 8:02 am
5 Canadian Clubs! 118360 :D


AND THE LORD SAID -


TAGS: i haven t gone too far have i
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

AudioStalker - August 20, 2010, 6:03 pm
Haha... 5 Holy Body parts.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:41 am
ROR! 5L


MISS DISCIPLINE -


TAGS: carla suckerpunch sexy tough cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

culos - August 2, 2010, 4:19 am
She can discipline me every day (safe word please? anyone???)
spacedog - August 1, 2010, 1:56 pm
Mercy me, it's Miss Gugino. Very nice.


HARRY POTTER -




KARMA - Buddhists aren't the only people that believe in it




NO REGRETS -




TOC - Sometimes a girl just wants to be alone to have fun...Nobody deserves to be in HELL all the time.




FETISH -


TAGS: electric chair shocker fetish bondage fetish your mom
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Whitecamry - March 7, 2013, 2:15 pm
That's Ethel Rosenberg being electrocuted in 1953.
5butjam - August 28, 2010, 4:58 pm
Made me laugh RL, nice work! Only critiscm would be that 'fetish' is too big. Fantastic job though.


INDEPENDENCE DAY -




RITE OF PASSAGE -


TAGS: after youd cut yourself 75 times or so youd figure it out
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LordKraven - December 22, 2010, 9:47 am
Got BuckKnife when I was 8. Good Ole Days
shawoopa - December 22, 2010, 1:16 am
i have so many scars i cant remember and im only 14. fond memories....
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:51 pm

I went to a rather rough school back then
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:26 pm
I had a girl stick one in my shoulder blade when i was in a fight. That was the one time i considered pummeling a girl
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:24 pm

I got stabbed with one in a school fight, 5th grade.
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:22 pm
cut my little finger off when it folded. Oldest scar i can remember
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Fond memories of when handles were pine, ash or oak not adhesive
5150monkeylove - September 26, 2010, 2:54 pm
I remember multiple "incidents" with this style of knife. mostly when trying to get a blade out after another was opened.
Chompers - September 26, 2010, 2:21 pm
Even I got a knife from my dad, just couldn't tell you the brand. Got it taken away for killing a spider with it.
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 12:45 pm
Schrade 2.5 inch blade. Almost cut my thumb off Christmas morning about 22-23 years ago.
GreyScorpion - September 26, 2010, 12:30 pm
I shed a tear on this...I got my first from my grandfather when I was 8. still have the scar on my left hand...5+L


FINDING MISS RIGHT -


TAGS: journey to find miss right
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by flint

flint - September 22, 2010, 2:57 pm
no its not and yes her bum is bigger! pity, but there you go.
hootizz - September 22, 2010, 5:10 am
Hey is that Lily Allen in the picture..?? it sort of looks like her, but I think her butt is a bit bigger...
Airman - September 20, 2010, 4:57 pm
yours looks way better than mine..
flint - September 20, 2010, 3:48 pm
This joke has been done before here, some 11 months ago, in a different style & title, by Airman poster ID 73472, as i say i couldn't find it from my searches, so apologizes for that, I wouldn't have posted it, if i had known, but its still a gem...
forseti - September 20, 2010, 2:40 am
love it. 5 ;)
flint - September 19, 2010, 5:13 pm
I searched every tag i could think of for this before posting & found nothing, please give me the reference for this other exact same poster, i would like to see the title or tags it was given.. cheers....
Claire - September 19, 2010, 4:49 pm
We have another poster exactly like this, just with a different photo.
Zook - September 19, 2010, 4:40 pm
I sure this was done not so long ago
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2010, 4:16 pm
I added this to my favorites. Total work of art. I cant say enough about this one. 5L
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 4:13 pm

awesome dude!!!!! well worth the read through. 5L's and more if i could.


POISON ARROW -




ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE -


TAGS: geek nerd douchebag freak cubby
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

forseti - July 3, 2010, 6:04 pm
but zip up your fly first!


STAR WARS -




GRANDMA'S PHONE CONVERSATION - Evelyn, you should see the unusual plant my son gave me...I'm so glad he didn't turn out like that pothead father of his




BEING SUPPORTIVE OF STRANGERS - all part of paying it forward


TAGS: support strangers
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Airman

Neener - October 19, 2010, 2:46 pm
LOL
Kung-Fu Devil - July 16, 2010, 4:14 pm
WTF?! hahahahahahaha That caught me by surprise.
forseti - July 16, 2010, 2:40 pm
ROFL! Can't believe this myth is still alive...


HER STEED -


TAGS: dog girl horsey steed cubby
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

matrice666 - July 5, 2010, 10:46 am
They see me ridin' ,they hatin'
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 10:37 pm
That Pug is about the size of my head. Would make a nice snack though...I'm always hungry an hour after Chinese food.
Cubbybear - July 1, 2010, 10:33 pm
Trash doing the Cubby thing w/ Asian girls? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 10:19 pm
those 4 legs and that color scheme look familar...hmmmm. 5L


TIME MACHINE -




WORLD RECORD PIZZA -




BODY MODIFICATION -


TAGS: change me cubby
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 4:04 pm
Nice one cubby.


PAYBACK - It's a bitch.




MY TIRE WAS THUMPING... - I thought it was flat, When I looked at the tire...I noticed your cat. Sorry! ~Kenmark Greeting Cards~




HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY -




THE SHOGUN OF HARLEM -


TAGS: last dragon tribute cubby
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

spacedog - August 22, 2010, 4:58 pm
LOL! 5L
agdaniele - August 22, 2010, 4:52 pm
SHO NUFF!!!!!


EPIC -


TAGS: damn greybeard bladder cubby
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Faceplant31 - July 28, 2010, 11:13 am
Holy hell. This pic is like a love child between Star Wars, Night of the Lepus and Dead Snow. Wow!


SUCCESS -




GIVING ME HEAT - Bitches gotta chill.


TAGS: dog
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Kung-Fu Devil - July 18, 2010, 7:53 am
@Aggy: What? haha
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:15 am
This showed up on July 15th. Looks like your friend has some friends they consider worthy of sending the picture to immediately... and that friend lives in the UK.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:10 am
Strange days, indeed... most peculiar, mama.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:09 am
giggety
crankyhead - July 15, 2010, 10:19 pm
That dog is a genius =)


MOTIFAKE ANNUAL PARTY - Picking the year's new moderator is a tightly contested affair.


TAGS: motifake im only joking
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Raf82 - July 29, 2010, 8:20 am
I think this is from The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
Kung-Fu Devil - July 28, 2010, 3:17 am
Erm... I have no idea haha.
Derek - July 27, 2010, 6:03 pm
A promotional stunt for an art-house movie? Can you enlighten us?


GAY JOHNNY -




DSL - Pictured here in the blonde and brunette version


TAGS: girls dsl s
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by thegreenranger

Azzameen85 - October 4, 2011, 11:33 am
My tought was "Damn Small Linux"...
thegreenranger - February 10, 2010, 10:19 am
I think I'm willing to risk it
rerun - February 10, 2010, 10:17 am

Just agree w/ TOC, probably a carrier
thegreenranger - February 10, 2010, 9:39 am
are you guys saying you wouldn't tap the brunette girl? you must be out of your minds
lesterinside - February 10, 2010, 9:38 am
You can't tap it nor hit it but i'm sure it's already pinged.
rerun - February 10, 2010, 8:42 am

I didn't say I would tap or hit it, just commenting on looks overall. You know you are my one and only Moti-Chick
thatonechick - February 10, 2010, 8:35 am
What? They'll be hot in boys' eyes up until their dick starts itching. Then they'll just be nasty.
rerun - February 10, 2010, 8:26 am

brunette is hot, blonde is scary.
thegreenranger - February 10, 2010, 8:04 am
thank you Bovee
IllicoPresto - February 8, 2010, 4:36 pm
Alas, it's the duck face, the stupidest look on the Internets.
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 4:36 pm
know
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 4:35 pm
I just wanna how many of the people that gave this 1L know what DSL he is talking about? I liked it Ranger.
Derek - February 8, 2010, 4:24 pm
Seriously bee-stung lips


FAYGO - Who knew all you needed to be accepted was generic soda?




JIO IS RIGHT - Never forget that.


TAGS: girls are scary
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by James



WHEN YOU SEE IT... - You'll shit bricks.


TAGS: gays shit bricks cosplay otaku
Rating: 1.64/5

More motifakes by tdrd

rerun - July 21, 2010, 7:21 pm

I see it, a tagged poster got through.
Reality Lord - July 21, 2010, 7:14 pm

holy shit fors...you're brutal...lol. note to self....never never NEVER do a "when you see it" moti...EVER!!!!
forseti - July 21, 2010, 4:25 pm
fat gay in the background? no, i don't shit bricks. two cosplay gays? i don't even smile. two gays kissing? lame... 1 L
JackFace - July 21, 2010, 1:24 am
Two guys making out. There saved everyone


GUNS DON'T MAKE YOU A KILLER - Killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.


TAGS: guns
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by alissank89

Vanner - September 23, 2013, 3:14 am
Nearly 10000 deaths by firearms un the US, 38 in the UK, even given that America is five times out population i know which odds i'll take.. Have a nice day ya'll, hope you survive it...
NuttunButt - July 28, 2012, 6:56 pm
Coward committed suicide leaving me not only to suffer from all of my many traumatic injuries, but all of the financial cost and hardship as well. Burn in Hell Louis Osbaldo Saldivar(Chicago)
NuttunButt - July 28, 2012, 6:54 pm
I have been mowed down by a car head on by a drunk driver who crossed over into my lane of traffic while I was on my Harley and I think I would much rather be shot with what has become of my life.
steve1961 - July 28, 2012, 5:02 pm
A bat won't jam and putting barbed wire around a gun won't make it anymore lethal. Therefore, guns are for wimps. ;)
spacedog - July 28, 2012, 4:02 pm
Well... Let's agree to disagree. But what the hey, ignore me since I'm Canadian. Here is a link to an American point of view. http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-4-most-meaningless-arguments-against-gun-control/
SteveFurlong - July 28, 2012, 1:12 pm
You beat me to it. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Russell_Weller . And don't forget that Colorado graciously allows its serfs to carry pistols, but the theatre didn't. If anyone else had been armed he could have been stopped in moments.
Cyberhagen - July 28, 2012, 12:56 pm
Meant "guns are *not* the only dangerous thing out there.."
Cyberhagen - July 28, 2012, 12:55 pm
If he had a car, he could easily have mowed down tens of people. Let's not pretend this isn't a valid argument. Guns are the only dangerous thing out there, nor are they the most dangerous. Not a single shot was fired on 9-11 but over 3,000 died that day.
lordblackdragon - July 28, 2012, 10:35 am
If the Colorado shooter had had a bat, he would have only been able to kill one or two people. Lets not pretend this is a valid arguement.
lordblackdragon - July 28, 2012, 10:34 am
If teh Colorado shooter had had a bat, he would have only been able to kill one or two people. Lets not pretend this is a valid arguement.


SORRY LADIES - but this is the REAL Mr. Grey.


TAGS: mr grey sexy
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by AaronL



TWILIGHT - The Final Episode.


TAGS: blade twilight gay vampires
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:16 am
Buffy who...?
infidel81 - March 18, 2012, 11:47 am
this one prompted me to join motifake
timbosai - December 13, 2011, 6:56 pm
this one is awesome
maoworks2 - December 10, 2011, 5:11 pm
Kick Ass.!


NI NI -


TAGS: holy grail cat
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

Altrunchen - September 30, 2013, 1:01 pm
What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?
twill1962 - January 9, 2013, 9:35 am
What is the wing velocity of an unladen sparrow in flight?
lgvernon - March 11, 2012, 11:20 pm

Too funny~~~
Nissta - March 11, 2012, 1:58 pm
It's only a flesh wound!!
justme - March 10, 2012, 12:11 pm
and now you shall cut the mightiest tree in the forrest with... A Herring!!
justme - March 10, 2012, 12:10 pm
"Ecky Ecky Ecky F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:19 am

....shrubbery you say
Sho - March 9, 2012, 1:42 am
Reminds me of RL
ICEMAN - March 8, 2012, 11:19 pm
We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni. We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm."
jamesvpiii - March 8, 2012, 10:05 pm
Nee . . I think...the Knights who say nee
ICEMAN - March 8, 2012, 9:31 pm
Nih!


FACT -


TAGS: pixar up love story twilight
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

kay9kabang - February 23, 2012, 3:48 pm
and 4 movies.
the1stCOMMI3 - December 22, 2011, 1:51 pm
I don't use memebase, im more of a reddit person
Noname5 - December 22, 2011, 1:36 pm
on memebase, thets the same thing but with ...created a better love story in 8 mins without talking ;)
Derek - December 21, 2011, 4:02 pm
If only people didn't cry every time I show it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 21, 2011, 2:24 pm
So true!
Arvantillian - December 20, 2011, 10:33 am
perfect 5 balloons!


TWILIGHT MOMS -


TAGS: twilight moms
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Tycho124

jameswnash - January 25, 2011, 8:05 pm
and they say men are bad!
WhiteTiger225 - July 20, 2010, 10:53 am
Actor may be 23, but character portrayed is permanently 17. Just because your 4 year old Hentai loli's are voiced by a 30 year old woman, doesn't make them 30 :p
TintedTearz - February 12, 2010, 7:28 am
To be honest, they look around 30. And Robert Pattinson is 23... 7 years diffrence. Not that bad.
DillyRat - February 11, 2010, 4:58 pm
true...SAD...but true
Ed-Hyde - November 19, 2009, 7:18 am
Very true, we just wait that extra year.
Bartimaeus - November 19, 2009, 7:02 am
lol So true! Great job. 5L for sure.
Porcelina - November 18, 2009, 4:12 pm
I am posting this on my facebook... or something.
LogicDude - November 18, 2009, 3:52 pm
*SQUEAL!* 5L!
Fatt Matt - November 18, 2009, 12:41 pm
Ditto... +5
Sean - November 17, 2009, 10:00 pm
Excellent poster dude, and as of 2 seconds ago, my wife has just laughed more at this poster than she has at all of mine put together. (Yeah, she and I are REAL freakin' soulmates, eh?)


MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - The reason the rapture was canceled


TAGS: randy savage rapture canceled
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 1, 2011, 10:57 am
Now I know I'm going to hell for this.
motinet - June 1, 2011, 7:52 am

I think Swampfox shattered the record for most Facebook shares
Swampfox - May 22, 2011, 9:25 pm
I told a buddy that I might be going to hell for this. He said that wasn't true. I was going to hell for thoses other things.
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:24 pm
idk if this is good or bad
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 22, 2011, 5:25 pm
"What'cha gona do, brother?" Apocalypse 2K11, when Macho Man takes on the Son of God! Oh, YEEEAAAHH!!!


FASCISM - "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis 1835


TAGS: sarah palin flag fascist cross republican
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by protocol6

culos - November 9, 2010, 7:27 am
"To err is human; to forgive is interplanetary"
Aplonis - November 9, 2010, 7:05 am
If Lewis is unsuitable, perhaps we should take our cues from a three-times divorced drug addict like Rush Limbaugh...
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:39 pm
Seriously though, the date is wrong. Hell it's attributing a quote to Sinclair Lewis 50 years before he was born.
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:37 pm
I love it when someone says Nazi=Socialist because they called themselves National Socialists. I guess North Korea is a democracy then as they call themselves a Democratic Peoples Republic. The Nazis killed communists and socialists and any other enemies.
DreMagnum - April 13, 2010, 7:38 pm
http://cdevers.posterous.com/when-fascism-comes-to-america-it-will-be-wrap stolen, or no?
Big_Teddy - November 16, 2009, 7:05 pm
Wrong century but the truth still stands
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 10:08 pm
I believe it's Obama's head that should be there.... BOOO!!
Cheech - May 11, 2009, 8:43 pm
Nice photo chop, dick.
Sam Dalton - April 17, 2009, 11:18 pm
She's too stupid to be fascist. Heck, she probably doesn't even know what the word means.
Christopher J Noel - March 26, 2009, 4:58 am
Fascism and Nazism are two distinct ideologies. Italy, and Vichy France were Fascist states, Germany was Nazi. The NSDAP was definitely not liberal socialist, Killahippy; you have a lot of reading to do.
Overlord Douchebag - November 5, 2008, 10:48 am
That guy had some big-ass ears.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 12:30 am
killahippy, you might want to clean out your bong. I think the CIA replaced your pot and your frop with moose pubes and tundra moss. sigh. I almost miss Ross Perot.
KILLAHIPPY - October 28, 2008, 12:17 am
FACISM: When facism comes it will be wrapped in a red flag holding the ACLU law book. Oh wait, that is Obama's make shift flag, nevermind. Let's review, Nazi's were facist = Facist = National SOCIALIST PARTY = LIBERAL SOCIALIST. good day.
bipolar2 - October 27, 2008, 1:45 pm
the date is 1935. the attribution to Lewis is uncertain. Palin is exactly as described.
Sean - October 25, 2008, 8:32 pm
I see what yer doin' thar ... but Tom is unintentionally hilarious. Let's let him go on some more. Ga 'head, Tom, ga 'head.
Devro - October 25, 2008, 7:30 pm
Yeah. A logical fallacy for sure. Toms obviously a fucking idiot so "everything he says should be ignored".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 25, 2008, 2:06 pm
Isn't that an ad hominem attack?
Tom Graham - October 25, 2008, 11:20 am
Coming from a twice divorced alcholoic, I'd say what Lewis says totally misses the mark and doesn't apply here.


LITTLE OLD LADY -


TAGS: state trooper guns
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:43 am
i wonder if she is his new hero?
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 5:43 pm
What was my wife doing in Kansas?
Iconoclast - October 25, 2011, 11:43 pm
And ......... she got no ticket. He just told her to drive carefully and have a nice day.


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a fucking seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
Fucking awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.Damn...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy shit on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


MANBEARPIG - Comes in WomanBearPig, too.


TAGS: ugly face smile manbearpig womanbearpig
Rating: 2.91/5

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Deceivingly - August 29, 2011, 3:00 am
Im gonna set this as my desktop background!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am
no this is real! is actually J-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:57 am
no stupid bitch! this is Jay-Z wen he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am
this is jay-Z when he was a kid!
krissie - March 31, 2009, 7:33 pm
What the hell.........? That's all I got....
Finch - December 19, 2008, 10:10 pm
Please god, tell me this is a photoshop
Anonymous - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am
its womanbearpig you dumbshit XD
Elwood - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am
I don't care what it is, as long as it doesn't attempt to marry into my family.
tony - October 29, 2008, 2:39 am
w....t....f is that!?!
BANJAXED - August 13, 2008, 1:01 pm
LMFAO @ manbearpig
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 3:08 pm
Ahh, RRCCmom, you have a light feminine touch this place often lacks.
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 1:15 pm
I can't believe she matched those earrings with that necklace.
Redfield - July 6, 2008, 10:01 pm
....i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.


VEGETERIAN -


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.


GODZILLA FACEPALM - When Godzilla gives you the facepalm, you know the fail is epic.


TAGS: godzilla facepalm face palm epic fail
Rating: 3.66/5


NICE TRY - You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?


TAGS: sammiches not being made wtf
Rating: 4.56/5

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blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:06 pm
Very funny.
maoworks2 - November 28, 2011, 10:07 am
Get THE Chain For The Bed


POOR BUBBA -


TAGS: bubba lucky ugly girl hairy
Rating: 2.88/5
BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 7:53 pm
Feel sorry for thee tattoo artist who had to ink that mess.
Jmac0585 - June 19, 2009, 12:38 pm
HAHAHAHAHA... That's for LD's Comment. The poster makes me want to puke.
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 11:28 am
Oh noooo! The fish is swimming right into that net!
Mosseyed - June 10, 2009, 7:15 pm
Maybe... but how can you be sure anymore?
Erecrottod - May 24, 2009, 12:47 pm
Is This a girl?


Nobel peace prize -


TAGS: image of gore
Rating: 4.81/5

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tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:08 pm
And then they gave one to Barack Hussein Obama. ... Because... um... hell, I don't even know why. The Nobel Prize is irrelevant anymore. It's just a bunch of clowns gladhandling each other and throwing money at people who suit their agenda.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 2:43 am
What... the... [email protected]#%? Seriously?!? Al Gore is a notorious bore, and his presentation was an a**-wipe.
Ron2 - May 14, 2013, 5:57 am
ever see just how much money Gore made from his GW companies that sell carbon offsets? Know he set those up before his GW campaign? Know how much of a footprint he leaves? Politicians are exempt from their own policies.
Zetmonk - May 11, 2013, 4:16 am
Yeeeeah, this might be a little short-sighted...
curlyrocks - May 9, 2013, 7:52 pm
WOW THAT PI$$ES ME OFF. That slide show had nothing to do with world peace and everything to do with proving issues with changing chemical make up of the atmosphere. there's already a Nobel Prize in Chemistry if his work was so great give him that.


MEAT: - If it walks, crawls, swims, or flies and it's dumber, slower, or tastes better than me, pass the salt.


TAGS: meat vegan carnivore
Rating: 4.38/5

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steve1961 - July 26, 2012, 12:30 pm
The English translation for human meat amongst certain cannibal tribes is "long pork" so you may be right.
SethMythrax - July 26, 2012, 8:21 am
I have been thinkin about this a few years now & I bet you Human tastes like Pork. They use pigs for bullet shooting tests & their valves in our hearts so they are genetically pretty close , so I bet pork is our flavor....
noiretnopal - June 15, 2012, 2:12 am
he said that he would eat a human too,because some are slow and dumb and be cooked in such a way that would make them taste good
MPsniper - June 11, 2012, 8:52 pm
i want a steak....made of bacon.
SteveFurlong - June 11, 2012, 7:49 pm
-sniff- That may be the most beautiful picture and the most beautiful poster I've ever seen. I just love breathing my carnivorous breath all over vegans and watching them break out in hives.


BATTLESHOTS -


TAGS: fun games
Rating: 4.88/5

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DREagan8602 - December 20, 2011, 4:37 pm
Pre-order your own copy on kickstarter @ http://kck.st/v8nrMJ


DO YOU REMEMBER - When you tried to kill me and I disappeared under your bed? Me too.


TAGS: spider revenge book bed kill
Rating: 4.91/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:23 am
Yup. That's the motifake I needed to read right before going to sleep... or at least bed.


CHRISTIANITY -


TAGS: thor religion funny
Rating: 3.72/5

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:44 am
And my belief in either of you ended when I reached the age of reason. Santa and the Easter bunny vanished around that time too, but I kept the gifts and chocolate anyway.
Teikiatsu - June 20, 2011, 7:43 pm
They poster has a good point, but it should be remember that Jesus *let* himself be nailed to a cross, and the nails didn't work.
hereticalmuse - September 21, 2010, 10:24 am
Technically, the tag should be "norse paganism". Still bad-ass though.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 8:27 am
*giggle* er, does this mean that klingons respect Jesus like the vikings do =D (ps there are messiah prophecies in most religions) the Fish'ies just think its a different one 4 each religion . THAT IS ALL
BurpingJack - November 26, 2009, 8:21 am
I understand myself
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 3:00 pm
Then they apparently weren't the weakest links. Goodbye. lol
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:53 pm
Jesus was not the Messiah. He has influenced the weakest links of the world to kill millions of innocents!
[email protected] - November 11, 2009, 10:58 am
hey folks, Santa is really ODIN, do the math. The whole Odin giving gift things was to give the mordics a holiday in the dead of winter. Vikings respected Jesus because he faought back from the dead, and the Romans sent a lot legions to stop him.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 3:00 pm
5 by the way. Great poster.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 2:59 pm
Okay, Jack. Here's the joke...hhhhhheeeerrrrrrrreees you. See how you took that a little too far?
BurpingJack - November 8, 2009, 2:34 pm
Hell yeah!!! Gods of Asgard rule! Great post! and fuck jesus!!!
I'm the one with the gun - October 15, 2009, 2:04 am
Odin and Osiris both rose from the dead in point of fact Osiris woke up did his wife and went back to be king of the dead and his kid had a falcon for a head
I'm the one with the gun - October 15, 2009, 2:04 am
Odin and Osiris both rose from the dead in point of fact Osiris woke up did his wife and went back to be king of the dead and his kid had a falcon for a head
omnia - September 27, 2009, 9:07 am
yay go thor
Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 3:00 am
Yes! Testify! I support any religion that not only allows me to get wasted, but commands it. 5/5
Zed - September 8, 2009, 2:16 am
Well, Osiris did, as did Odin after hanging on the tree, Mithras, and quite a few others, North Star.
north star - September 7, 2009, 11:09 pm
Just one - which god rose from the dead?
Nonsense - April 2, 2009, 4:52 pm
So... Thor nailed Jesus to the cross? Makes sense.
Hector - March 19, 2009, 2:06 pm
Like the girl said after the gangbang. I'm tho thor I can hardly pith.
Bob Chin - February 17, 2009, 10:41 am
Yes!!! and he returns each year in the springtime to deliver little bunny shaped yellow marshmallow treats and chocolate. This custom is known as "the cleansing of the palate" sos we kin all have some ham and yam later in the day.
Bob Chin - February 16, 2009, 9:50 pm
And Then? Oh wait, My Savior rose from the dead and has triumphed over evil ever since (bait)
Signe - February 16, 2009, 8:50 am
He he great one


“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price


TAGS: pope catholic religion atheist jesus
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:05 am
Definitely more than enough to feed that entire land. Wait 'til the church is excavated.
Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 12:06 pm
Reminds me of the pittance Biden contributes yearly!
Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 2:35 pm
Reminds me of the novel Shoes of the Fisherman. 5 Popemobiles for you.
Verdeckt - June 29, 2011, 7:22 am
Nice..


GINGER KIDS - When will they find a cure?




A CROSS-OVER -


TAGS: twilight blade cross over crossover best ever
Rating: 3.54/5

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rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:31 pm

kind of reminds me of that squirrel...bet he starts popping up
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:29 pm
Wait, no.... this is the one I laughed at.
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am
Or elsewhere.
Jericho - August 2, 2009, 4:48 pm
EPIC WIN


MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?


TAGS: mindreading prediction
Rating: 4.16/5

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tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:41 pm
YOU! YOU! SWEET JESUS H. TAPDANCING CHRIST! YOU! NOT "U!" AARGH!
shamurai69 - June 29, 2012, 6:06 am
Ha!


AWESOME - No matter what you do, you will never be as awesome as Bat-Vader


TAGS: bat vader friggin awesome eh
Rating: 4.8/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 2, 2016, 9:26 pm
Looks like Darth Shredder.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:50 pm
Cracktastic!
falloutghoul - April 17, 2012, 7:12 pm
Naaa Naaa Naaa, Naa Na-Naaa Naa Na-Naaa...


Christianity explained -


TAGS: god
Rating: 2.99/5

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TerrorAustralis - October 21, 2012, 5:51 am
i had an idea to make a poster like this about cars.. "THE IRAQ WAR HAPPENED BECAUSE THE METAL HORSELESS CARRIAGES POWERED BY EXPLOSIONS NEEDED LIQUID FOOD SO THE ECONOMY CAN FUNCTION"
thatonechick - June 5, 2010, 11:22 pm
Aw, poor rerun... I blame the, um, penguins.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:21 pm
Well, it's at 2.73 - let's blame the jews!
thatonechick - June 5, 2010, 11:10 pm
No, there's a few IP spans that you can tell are fraudulent. I'm not sayin the whole thing is, but there are bad votes here. LoL I estimate 40 bad votes. Maybe less.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:07 pm
Nah, this one is #665... it's been around longer than Culos! (heh heh). And, tons of comments kept it in the eye of users... it's one of the top 10 most commentted posters... wait... are you just talking about Christianity?
thatonechick - June 5, 2010, 11:03 pm
Vote fraud!
deadraisin - May 18, 2010, 4:29 pm
Wow so sad but kinda funny too I am ashamed to say.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 8:17 pm
WTF?! Less tan 3 Lions?!?!?! Something is wrong here... 5 Ls.
nitrocoir - August 22, 2009, 5:50 pm
Explanation: Your doing it wrong!
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2009, 1:50 am
Much better places to make the funny on this site anyway. Except the ones by batcat
K Wells - June 29, 2009, 5:35 am
Christianity. Keeping the masses compliant for two millenium
weber - June 10, 2009, 5:16 pm
Christianity: Even nine-year olds can see through it
Dan - June 2, 2009, 12:13 am
he looks like he took the biggest shit in his life
Sidahan - May 28, 2009, 5:59 am
than 20.000 years? Ah well fuck it, i won't read the answer anyway.
Sidahan - May 28, 2009, 5:59 am
Joshua is one of the biggest faggots ever to be seen... How about the church SELLING letters so your sins may be kinda removed? And if i remember it right, only Sith think in absolutes! And why is the Bible 2000 years old when humans are around since more
supercheez - May 10, 2009, 1:46 am
c-c-c-combo break!
Gurgle - April 7, 2009, 11:46 am
OoO A bandwagon! *hops on*
Dan - March 28, 2009, 12:32 am
whats all this shit about cheese
Marduke - March 26, 2009, 6:54 pm
Cheddar, Colby-Jack, and good ole fashioned American cheese
LogicDude - March 26, 2009, 6:07 pm
Do you like sliced hard cheeses or the softer varieties like brie?
Fatty - March 26, 2009, 5:01 pm
I like cheese.
Dan - March 21, 2009, 5:18 pm
Why does god not like gay people I mean what did they to him. They didn't do jack shit but he still hates them. I think he might be gay and trying to hide it by saying he hates gay people.
Elder God Douchebag - February 18, 2009, 11:04 pm
I will always be here, boy. Always. Also, to a lesser extent, it's 'chagrin'.
Joshua - February 18, 2009, 10:19 pm
Sorry to disappoint but much to my shagrin I see that you apparently haven't thrown the towel in either.
Elder God Douchebag - February 18, 2009, 6:55 pm
Hadn't seen your preachy B.S. anywhere on the site, and I figured you'd finally moved on, much to my delight.
Joshua - February 18, 2009, 6:09 pm
What gave you the impression I was going anywhere?
Elder God Douchebag - February 18, 2009, 12:21 am
Why are you still here, Churchy?
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 11:51 pm
happening to them?
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 11:50 pm
...the minds of men. The question then it seems is do you believe that God inspired men to write His word or did several men over the course of 2 thousand years just pen their thoughts and interpretations of events going on around them and of what was...
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 11:47 pm
.languages? If that is a concept that you cannot grasp then it becomes impossible for you to accept anything the Bible has to say because the Bible itself claims to be a book of truth. I ask you how can it be a book of truth if its contents are scued by
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 11:44 pm
Is it impossible to believe that if God were to impart His word to mankind and that each individual author of each book penned each word perfectly in the riginal Hebrew and Greek languages, that God would preserve His word as it is translated into other..
Toussaint - February 17, 2009, 7:39 pm
Only your last two statements were read by me, but if man will 'translate' from one language to another, a lot of information is lost..and things altered to fit the spread of Xianity
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 7:18 pm
...would be helpful in explaining why you see names like John that sound European instead of Aqmed.
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 7:16 pm
...for ourselves. As to the "westernization" of common biblical names understand that Hebrew names like Johannan written in Greek (language of the NT) translated into English would be written as John. Perhaps a study into the origin of these names...
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 7:13 pm
...light there can be no darkness or an intermediate between the two. Either all is light or all is dark. So God is not selfish in punishing those that do not choose Him by confining them to an eternity of death but allows each of us to choose that fate
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 7:10 pm
...with it. To clear up any questions as to the possibility of an alternative beyond holiness or evil it is clear that there is none to be found. We put holiness or "good" and evil in terms of light and dark. Let it be understood that while ther is...
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 7:07 pm
Well seeing that God is holy and that the counterpart of holiness is evil and that evil only produces destruction it seems that those who do not choose God by default choose evil because there is no gray area also choose the destruction that comes along..
Toussaint - February 13, 2009, 11:36 am
How come so many names in the bible are Westernized names, John, Luke, Matthew etc. and not all Middle eastern ones? Hmm
Fatty - February 13, 2009, 11:32 am
Kind of a conundrum, huh?
Toussaint - February 13, 2009, 11:28 am
I've often wondered how it is Man is given free will, but he has to choose God. If he doesn't, he's threatened with eternal pain for choosing Door #2.
Elder God Douchebag - February 12, 2009, 9:39 pm
NOW you're getting it. Besides, my afterlife is better. Everyone gets a beer volcano, and a nachos bush.
Joshua - February 12, 2009, 9:23 pm
Elder God Douchebag forbid that you not make a joke
Elder God Douchebag - February 12, 2009, 9:20 pm
Yes. Yes, it does. I've got a very complex belief system instilled in these people, I don't need you f*cking it up.
Joshua - February 12, 2009, 9:19 pm
they ever admit it or not. What is it that offends you about what I am saying? I realize that you and I are at an impass, but does it hurt anyone that I write what I do?
Joshua - February 12, 2009, 9:15 pm
If it mattered that you cared then I would have quit a long time ago and Christianity would have ceased to exist centuries ago if it mattered that people didn't care to listen but the truth must be preached and there are some who are listening whether...
Elder God Douchebag - February 12, 2009, 9:11 pm
Because having an online name is stupid compared to preaching to people who don't care. =/
Joshua - February 12, 2009, 8:44 pm
Listen if you don't want to read then make fun of something else, like people that post on blogs with stupid names like "Elder God Douchebag"
Elder God Douchebag - February 12, 2009, 8:41 pm
Seriously, man. Shut the f*ck up. You're not going to convert anyone. Go away.
Joshua - February 12, 2009, 8:36 pm
...and spare yourself the remorse of disbelieving
Joshua - February 12, 2009, 8:34 pm
..while there is still time. He beckons to you now as a Saviour but when He comes again no grace will be found for those who refused Him only judgement, and refusing to believe it will make no difference, I hope you will exercise a little wisdom now
Joshua - February 12, 2009, 8:31 pm
Are you willing to gamble that I am wrong? I suppose that's a rhetorical question if you are likening God to Santa Claus. Believe what you will as will I but that does not change anything. He is real and He is hoping that you will acknowledge that now.
some guy - February 12, 2009, 1:08 am
also i am guessing that u don't believe in Santa Claus right? So how could u believe in a man like god
some guy - February 12, 2009, 1:03 am
i know u don't think your wrong about god and all Joshua but what if your wrong.
Joshua - February 8, 2009, 9:20 pm
... fate as Satan. Are you ready for God to destroy Satan and put and end to evil, and by that I mean are you ready to stand before Christ at His return? At His return there will be no place found for those who rejected Him, are you one of those people?
Joshua - February 8, 2009, 9:18 pm
Because there is an appointed time for that to happen, but for now God is allowing Satan to play his role in this world. The fact is that when God destroys Satan he will destroy the wicked with him and if you are in that number you will suffer the same
Some guy - February 8, 2009, 6:55 pm
If god is so powerful why doesn't he just kill Satan and eliminate all evil from the world. If he is real what the hell is he waiting for?
Satan - January 31, 2009, 4:59 pm
talk about me I'm more interesting also less cruel
shit - January 30, 2009, 12:09 am
wow holy shit jesus fucking christ most comments i have ever seen on one poster by the way did you guys know that adam and eve were the first pot smokers! witch means that we should smoke weed too, good stuff
Scorpio7 - January 28, 2009, 9:12 am
I am not joining in the "debate," because there is no need for me to do so. My views are no more important, than any of your own.
Scorpio7 - January 28, 2009, 9:09 am
This is Comment #271. I am curious if this poster has generated the most comments of all 42,094 of them that have been posted, as of this time/date? Is there a poster that has gotten MORE comments than this one?
lolman - January 18, 2009, 10:46 pm
ur all wrong, we are descendants from aliens. Jesus was a carpenter and a magician like David Coppefield - he was a better magician than carpenter thats all. So many gullible people its sickening.
Sean - January 16, 2009, 4:13 pm
started out bored ... ended up insane (?) bye.
Big Daddy - January 16, 2009, 4:09 pm
Damn either i'm insane or really bored because i just read all the comments
Elder God Douchebag - January 8, 2009, 8:23 pm
You know nothing of me, do you.
Joshua - January 8, 2009, 7:47 pm
God is holy and it is entirely contradictory for God to be perfectly holy meaning He cannot even look upon sin and be perfectly evil too meaning that He would be the epitome of sin.
Elder God Douchebag - January 8, 2009, 1:11 am
I am, as a matter of fact.
Hordika - January 8, 2009, 12:50 am
if "God" is perfect in every possible way isn't he perfectly evil too?
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 10:13 pm
..HOW are we not getting that there is, in fact, only one God, and he's making this post, exactly? Meatbags like you are why I put serious thought into destroying the universe.
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 8:05 pm
...world. We are the ones that make life and all its decisions complicated, we are the ones that hurt one another and bring shame upon our race. He is the only source of good and righteousness for we ourselves possess none and you cannot prove otherwise
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 8:03 pm
If we were not essentially evil at heart the world for the most part would be without violence and all its requim aside from the violent acts of the mentally insane but lets face it those are few and far between when compared to the entire population of t
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 8:01 pm
Tell me then Miss P who teaches a child how to lie, how to be so territorial over their possessions, or how to become jealous when a sibling receives the attention they once did?
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 7:59 pm
...something different in regards to attaining eternal life, the nature and character of God, and out responsibilities as His creatures.
Porcelina - January 7, 2009, 7:58 pm
Anyways, as of 4:58 p.m I pronounce this poster dead.
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 7:57 pm
Whether you accept it as truth or not without God we are nothing more than animals. As far as religion goes I agree that it is not the design of God but of man. It makes perect sense that there can only be one source of truth because they all say someth
Porcelina - January 7, 2009, 7:56 pm
Humans are not naturally selfish and evil, that's very barbaric thinking
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 7:54 pm
...Rather it is the holiness of God that causes man to see his own immorality and do one of two things, either revel in his depravity and delusional state of independence apart from Him or plead and beg God to save him.
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 7:53 pm
And you assume, friend, that you have the moral capacity to do so without the impression of morality and a positive influence on your life. Believe me without the law given man by God we would not know what sin is or that we have commited such. Rather i
Porcelina - January 7, 2009, 7:20 pm
AMEN
Arctic - January 7, 2009, 6:13 pm
*your own choices on such matters, it's not a difficult thing to do.
Arctic - January 7, 2009, 6:12 pm
You make an assumption here, Ernie. There is no reason to think that there can be no society without religion. Direction, discipline and purpose can come from any source. Religion simply codifies these into an easy package. If you care to make your own ch
Ernie - January 7, 2009, 5:59 pm
Whether you believe in God (Allah, Budda, whatever) or not, religion is a social necessity. Removal of religion from society would create an enormous vacuum that would be filled by...what? Religion gives people direction, discipline, and even purpose.
Sean - January 7, 2009, 3:51 pm
And soon enough the next batch of helpful comments, from some other religious dude, will push yours way down past where anyone bothers to go looking for them. The frikken Bible is shorter. And as an atheist I recommend that everyone read it, all of it.
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 3:45 pm
As I wish you peace, but the fact is that this poster will remain here for all to see. Perhaps these comments may change a heart or two but I realize that this is not an arguement to be won neither here or any where.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 7, 2009, 12:58 am
--subject. I'm only trying to point out that a series of comments is, by its nature, not something you can 'win'. I appreciate your sincerity, though. Whenever someone is trying to save my soul, I know they mean well. So, I wish you peace.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 7, 2009, 12:56 am
OH, EGD, you crack me up! Joshua, the poster is one point of view. You have another. That's fine. The poster has also been up nearly a year now and you can see by the comments left that we can all see that there are multiple views/beliefs on the subje
Elder God Douchebag - January 6, 2009, 9:49 pm
You rang?
Joshua - January 6, 2009, 9:47 pm
Porcelina there is a hell and I hope you won't be there. Please reason within yourself and see that God is not dead and you know that. Do you really think that there is no God?
Porcelina - January 6, 2009, 9:44 pm
This is dead. ''God is dead, and no one cares. If there is a hell, I'll see you there'' Oh, Trent.
Joshua - January 6, 2009, 9:34 pm
We were talking about circles, remember?
Joshua - January 6, 2009, 9:32 pm
Well I had hoped to find you here again and I'm glad you didn't disappoint
Porcelina - January 6, 2009, 9:19 pm
Done?
Joshua - January 6, 2009, 9:00 pm
Besides to whom am I supposed to "preach" to anyway the choir. It does me no good to create my own poster for people to make the exact same statements about.
Joshua - January 6, 2009, 8:54 pm
...understand how hurtful something like this poster is. Then again it seems that most of you only care about making jokes about all things serious or making idiotic statements like "there is no God" or "shoove a fig tree up your a**."
Joshua - January 6, 2009, 8:54 pm
...really care if you believe that or not I do and I will not stand by and let someone make fun of Him. He means everything to me and I'm sure that at least some of you have been passionate about something or someone in your life before and can understan
Joshua - January 6, 2009, 8:53 pm
For anyone who became a Christian I'm sure that they were not looking to accept Christ as their Saviour when they did. This poster is a perversion of the truth. It's not funny. Although it amuses all of you the fact is He died for us all and I don't re
NREEEOW - January 6, 2009, 8:13 pm
I saw the light! I saw the light! Hallelujiah! No seriously. Shut up Joshua.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 6, 2009, 12:00 am
-- a parody of a motivational poster, then try to be as succinct as the poster itself, maybe even witty or clever, perhaps even make a poster of your own.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 5, 2009, 11:58 pm
--then following your order with a long speech about how you believe that Jesus is your savior. People won't swoon to your preaching, but write you off as a nutcase. It's just the wrong forum and method. If you're going to refute something you found in
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 5, 2009, 11:56 pm
Joshua, you'll gain no converts here. Comments fields do not lend themselves to theological debates or to preaching. To use them thusly seems like you're just gumming up the works. It's like going into a coffee shop and ordering a cup of coffee and the
Joshua - January 5, 2009, 8:14 pm
How do you see that I am talking in circles?


THE CAVE OF KYRE BANORG -


TAGS: holy grail sharp pointy teeth
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:47 pm
Hilarious pic, but too bad that some HUMAN actually THREW a DEAD rabbit at Mr kitty cat. What, you think that that human just took that picture at just the right time by ACCIDENT?
MetalliTool - November 10, 2011, 10:51 pm
With big pointy teeth!


DAYWALKER - There can only be one.


TAGS: blade hunts the twilight cat
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

erik710 - February 25, 2013, 8:19 am
*Had*
erik710 - February 25, 2013, 8:19 am
Edward Knew He Hard It Comin
rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:30 pm

excellent as well
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:28 pm
Or was it this one?
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:14 am
Somewhere.
Jingoro - January 10, 2010, 11:58 am
Heh. Well done, sir.
aesop's folly - January 10, 2010, 9:27 am
thank you


SESAME STREET THANKSGIVING - ELMO - - Where's Big Bird? He should be here now. COOKIE MONSTER - - Uhh, I dunno.


TAGS: look at the legs for the turkey surprise
Rating: 2.41/5
phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:19 pm
Been done, and anonymous...


BASS PLAYERS - Take their jobs way too seriously


TAGS: bass player fish guitar people
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Zack

laughingatstupidity - March 26, 2012, 9:16 pm
i want to eat that fish
jarc2010 - July 1, 2010, 7:49 pm
to idiots, this is not Kurt Cobain, nor is it Malcolm Young, although at ;east you had the right band! This is Cliff Williams, bass player for the best band in rock history, AC/DC.
Kurt Cobain's Lover - April 8, 2009, 3:09 am
HEY! You don't make fun of Kurt Cobain.
Briton of Rose - March 17, 2009, 11:36 am
Malcolm Young of AC/DC.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:28 am
I think it's Kurt Cobain.
draco - March 16, 2009, 8:29 pm
Is that Stephen King?


THAT WAS CLOSE - she almost dropped the phone


TAGS: bad parenting
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:14 pm
Meanwhile, elsewhere, child protective services is giving a parent the third degree for telling their chid to sit in the corner.
DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:26 pm
Censored, huh? Whatta beech!
DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:26 pm
Whatta bitch!
buggy - December 24, 2012, 1:11 am
Selfish....
ughomer - October 9, 2012, 7:40 pm
One of your best!
JesusWept - October 7, 2012, 1:25 pm
Well, she's blonde XD
RONHUSTLEMAN - October 4, 2012, 9:23 am
Hilarious!!!
WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:47 pm
Are you kidding???!!! Honestly, leopard print is so 1990s.
Krissie - September 30, 2012, 2:57 am
Seriously?? wow...stupid woman
Bolverk3778 - September 15, 2012, 5:46 pm
For God's sake (and the child's) Get a hands free headset woman!!
voodoo3535 - September 14, 2012, 3:22 pm
Yeeeccch


KRYPTONITE - Redheads are mine


TAGS: redhead woman girl hot babe
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Pushkin - March 28, 2016, 10:59 am
They're my Kryptonite too.
guyisthename - August 20, 2011, 2:55 pm
this readhead is a very netural one , 4 stars
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:25 am
my power of hip thrust still remains.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:45 pm
A pretty girl can turn me into a non-speaking cretin, but a pretty redhead pretty much shuts down all higher functions like coherent speech and drool control.
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me hot or not!!!!!!
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me hot or not!!!!!!
Cubbybear - March 23, 2009, 10:15 pm
If she has the freckles ...I'm saying hot
Hector - March 23, 2009, 10:12 pm
Redheads are like red kryptonite. They take away all my super powers except the power to go SPROING! We really should defer to Cubbybear on this one. Cubby, hot or not?
Big Daddy - November 16, 2008, 12:54 pm
What theres one right fucking there^
brock0lee - October 14, 2008, 8:44 pm
too bad you can never find a hot one, not even a pic of one, not even on the internet


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.


TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.


THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.


TAGS: light yagami misa amane l death note adult swim anime manga otaku cake
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by jalford

sasunaru4lyf - July 26, 2011, 1:43 pm
lol, this is sooo funny cause it just proves that the cake IS a lie XD
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:09 pm
This is horribly hilarious. 5 morbid shinigami lions lol


THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by DScottHewitt

Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Damn you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm
What word? Inigo Montoya?


SO YOU CHOSE THE BAD BOY - over the nice guy? How'd that work out for ya?


TAGS: boyfriend girlfriend
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by vilnius

BoneCD - October 4, 2012, 6:51 pm
32 years and my wife is fine with it
EmilioDumphque - August 7, 2012, 9:57 pm
"He'll sell your heart on St. Mark's place in glossy envelopes, He'll cut it with a pig's heart and burn the chumps and dopes He's a bad boy...
Ragnar - August 2, 2012, 12:29 am
scored !!! next woman that think she can change me in 3,2...
Airman - August 1, 2012, 7:15 pm
they always do
Airman - August 1, 2012, 7:14 pm
they always do


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - Volume One


TAGS: women understanding volume one
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - February 7, 2014, 5:15 am
I was enjoying the show...
Sho - February 6, 2014, 2:36 am
XD
lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 9:23 pm

Thanks for commenting on this, Steve; I missed it. This problem has been solved.
steve1961 - February 5, 2014, 8:12 pm
Who rants over a 2-3 year old poster? Call me sexist but when are trolls female? And with a name like whatevergirl, shouldn't she be more like 'whatever?' and less psycho-lizzie-borden?
manos - February 5, 2014, 6:02 pm
what's up little biatch? were you butthurt? any mature woman would laugh with this...
Swampfox - December 12, 2013, 3:34 pm
...or a tampon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 12:18 pm
Oh sweety, who hurt you? Can we get you a tissue? Or a midol?
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 8:58 am
Beggin’ strip?
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:52 am
We'll see. :)
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:51 am
Listen here, wench, I think we all agree that you don't wanna be here and we don't want you here. Why don't you go away while the grownups talk? Come back when you grow a sense of humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 8:14 am
Lots of people these days, the site has changed a lot. But it's good to see you back, I hope you stick around.
Greeny - December 12, 2013, 5:40 am
Your hair looks nice
whatevergirl - December 12, 2013, 3:57 am
To the two faggots that replied to me and to anyone else who replies to me. I will still be right no matter what you say, You leaving areply (no matter what it says) means you agree with me, You're not worth anything to anyone, And you all need to die.
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 11:23 pm
Who else gets on Motifake and tells people to calm down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 8:02 pm
Hey you...If that's you. How have you been?
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 6:58 pm
Calm down, yo. It's not that bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 6:48 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - December 11, 2013, 5:52 pm
See you in another 28 days.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:45 pm
And don't bother leaving a reply to me, Because I won't bother to read it. I'll still be right and you'll still be wrong. And that's the truth.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:43 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think that because you don't think at all.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
We're not. Guys are and they always will be, and you just proved that. So, Fuck off, get cancer and die (Just like all guys should) I'm right.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
Which makes them stupid. And doing douchebag shit like this to females, Just proves my point.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:40 pm
Again, You're Retarded. just like every guy.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Says the guy who'll never get sex. :P
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think because you don't think at all.
Swampfox - December 4, 2013, 4:57 am
If girls weren't such dingbats ...
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:04 pm

guys aren't stupid, we just tend to think with the wrong head
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:17 pm
Only retards think this is funny. It's not our fault that guys are stupid.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:36 pm
That's Cliff's Notes...
longnose - May 19, 2011, 8:30 am
LOL!!!!! nice one
steph1 - May 17, 2011, 5:05 am
this looks like the small print edition - the complete set is 36 volumes - good luck


FANTASY FOOTBALL -


TAGS: geek jocks football dungeons dragons
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:35 pm
But then...who's the DM?
jimicapone - November 14, 2011, 6:36 pm
Jocks aren't smart enough to play D&D.
MonkeyStealsPeach - February 7, 2011, 10:29 am
Couldn't agree more ... and I work in an office full of players. 5 d20's
Reality Lord - February 5, 2011, 9:43 pm

jocks who always wanted to play D&D
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:03 pm
Who plays this anyway?


F.U.G.L.Y. - Definition: Fat Ugly Ginger Loves You


TAGS: f u g l y
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by rerun

MashiMashi - December 16, 2012, 10:55 am
if no-one is around, and no-one sees me. . . .I'll have it.
rottenprat - February 23, 2010, 3:15 am
looks more like 'prep work' on that candle.
Cubbybear - February 21, 2010, 10:21 pm
I take it that's her sexy look
rerun - February 21, 2010, 6:39 pm

it tried to excape.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 6:34 pm
Is she trying to eat a roman candle?
rerun - February 21, 2010, 6:29 pm

google fat redhead and Voila, there she is
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 6:26 pm
That is so gross! What kinda porn sites do you cruise Rerun?!


MOTIVATION - Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care


TAGS: office space peter gibbons motivation lazy
Rating: 2.24/5


RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm
Looks like a shot from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is a great shot and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm
fuckstick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and fucking annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. fuck i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America FUCK YEAH attitude....however, this is a great juxtaposition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
that caption is perfect


When I was a kid -


TAGS: foghorn leghorn
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by renzo

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2013, 7:16 pm
And parents weren't so sue happy. The kid who sets himself aflame, uh... freakin' deserves it. Case dismissed.
PapaFox - April 24, 2013, 2:59 pm
Too right!


SIX-PACK ABS -


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm

Lol
maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.


RULE #4 -


TAGS: daughter dating father rules
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:22 pm
the notches in the chokes is a Browning thing, so i`d guess its a Browning...
dragonjimm - May 11, 2012, 8:19 pm
note the chokes in the end. denotes a quality sporting gun.the guy probably shoots skeet, so running wont help.
GaryO - May 11, 2012, 9:24 am
I agree, spy, but if the ol’ man is anything like I was, he’s got his foot on the lad’s neck, giving it the appearance of a side by side. Either way, it’s a convincing tool. 5L for the memories, Bruzilla. Cheers.
spypengen - May 11, 2012, 8:25 am
side by side configuration looks better than the over under configuration above but 5L anyway
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 8:17 pm
5L for wholehearted approval. I have a pretty daughter. And a 12 gauge.


ROCKABILLY-THE PLACE WHERE AGEING GOTHS AND PUNKS GO TO RETIRE AND DIE. -


TAGS: rockabilly old goth punk
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Michael Hans

CANADA - September 3, 2009, 3:44 pm
k before I commit to saying anythin I need shamrock here to confirm if she is a she.


YOUR AND YOU'RE - Maybe a cartoon will help you FINALLY figure it out? Probably not.


TAGS: your you re grammar nazi
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Kevin

kerkpyrrus - July 11, 2009, 5:19 am
ha ha love it! thumbsup
Agamemnon218 - September 5, 2008, 2:15 pm
Probably not...But it's nice to know what a Grammar Nazi looks like! Your tHe best, GN! oops.


FACEPALM -


TAGS: diving board pool
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Bull

Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:27 pm
OUCH! Painful to look at, but hilarious at the same time!
CaptainBaked - March 29, 2011, 6:15 pm
BUHAHAHAHA!!


Old Saw -




BABY JESUS BUTT PLUG - When simply going to hell isn't quite enough.


TAGS: religion
Rating: 2.68/5
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 4:03 am
Ciao. Take care.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 4:02 am
Night Man.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 4:01 am
Hindsight 20/20
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 4:01 am
Anyway....things are getting blurry....and AK said he'd call with a bedtime story.......so...Have a good Siesta.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:55 am
The way I see it.....If I wanted to stay in touch with those assholes....I would have gotten their e-mails and phone #'s.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:54 am
Ahhhh... smart move. I've got facebook... by my goddaughters' requests... and now people I'd gladly forgotten about have found me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:52 am
I just throw her facebook addiction back at her......Don't have a page, Never will..(stabby ex has been looking for me there)
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:49 am
Hell, I haven't told my girl about it.... and wouldn't until 6 months after she moved in.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:48 am
Yeah, well... it's like 3 stooges or monty python... most chicks just don't get it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:45 am
She's actually a real sweetheart.....Until I piss her off.....I take a lot of Flak over Motifake.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:43 am
You've got the irish thing... and with metabolism like that? The mental and physical combo is lethal!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:42 am
BTW....I'm deeply afraid of her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:41 am
Last night Mrs.Mooooooo ate 2 burgers and a large fries......I only got through the first burger (cannibal) and most of the fries..........She's 104lbs....I'm pushing 240.....figure that shit out.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:39 am
But with a clear weight advantage... you should have a bit of control.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:38 am
Never a big one... but not all skinny. I'm italian, I cook, I eat. I'm not comfortable with a girl who won't eat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:38 am
But remember......skinny leads to screwed up "cycles" ughhh.....which leads to unpredictable stabbings and general assaults.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:36 am
Lucky you. I attract the more... spirited ones. And as it turns out, crazy isn't weight-specific.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:35 am
Also....I'm kinda fat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:34 am
I've never had a "plump" one.....Skinny chicks gravitate to me....I have a lot more Mass......It's a "cosmic" thing.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:31 am
Odd, isn't it? Butit's better than calling one plump and watching them lose their butt and chest in the process of getting down to their birthweight.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:27 am
?*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:27 am
My ex (also Irish) stabbed me 4 times with a hair pin...cuz I called her skinny. (since when is that an insult")
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:22 am
An ital girlfriend of mine (back in the day) got mad because I told her sister I liked her new hair color. Woke up at 3am to her trying to cut my wrist with a steak knife. 16 stitches.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:21 am
That's what makes them so enjoyable. A little challenge is good.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:20 am
The difference between Irish and Italian is.. an Irish girl can't cook but she CAN dismember your corpse and covertly serve it in a dish made primarily from potatoes and dirt.....and no-ones the wiser.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:09 am
Tsk tsk... I'm old-school italian... my compliments are usually back-handed, and I enjoy getting a back-hand for saying them.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:08 am
I think you'd like her.....until the Irish came out, and she decapitated you for paying her a compliment.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:06 am
Awesome. Any girl who can pull off tomboy without losing a feminine side is gold in my book.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:04 am
Thank God it's not just me......Mrs. Moooooooooooo goes by "Dani"....and can outrun me and drink me under the table.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:03 am
Celine? Not a fan of that look... nor her stupidity. I worked at Caesars Palace when her husband would play there... she'd come down to VIP occasionally. Ding-bat is the nicest I could say about her.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:01 am
I do agree, but then again, I'm somewhat partial to girls who can be "one of the guys".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:01 am
Was there Maple syrup or at least a whore who looked like Celine or Pamela?
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:59 am
I went to a public park and watched Canadian Bacon on my Zune... does that count?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:58 am
You know what I'm saying....Robbi...Stevie.....even Charlie, for Charlene......What's that # for AA again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:56 am
Tribal.....never been to Canada have you?
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:55 am
Depends... are you in a local or a federal prison?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:54 am
I must have missed the Ron thing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:54 am
Is it just me ...or do chicks with "close to" guys names sound hotter?
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:51 am
+i - but I was referring back to the motifake implications of Ron's carnal knowledge of my girl.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:45 am
"where in the world is aggy's tranny girlfriend"....no offense bud, Just trying to be funny.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:44 am
Some guy called Ronski brought this 1 up in the comments.....is your Chiquita called Ron?
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:44 am
LMAO! So, it's just a more disturbing answer to a question I shouldn't have asked.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:43 am
No.....I woulda said ask "carmen sandiego"
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:42 am
Is that a dig at my girl again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:40 am
Ask Ronski.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:37 am
Wait... why are you searching butt plug motifakes?
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:35 am
VERY funny to see all of those aliases.... back in the schizo days.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:33 am
Ahhhh....Nostalgic poster comments.......No avatars, Sean has a million aliases.
Ronski - September 23, 2009, 2:29 am
Creche - like collection - or child care centre.... wtf??
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 5:13 pm
thats so distubing its funny
Firefly - June 19, 2009, 10:19 am
up someone's arse.
Firefly - June 19, 2009, 10:18 am
It's where religion belongs.
Sean - December 18, 2008, 12:22 pm
... and in some ways more deeply satisfyng, than in others ...
murderblade - December 17, 2008, 8:59 pm
jesus is inside all of us, some ways different than other's.
Charles - November 15, 2008, 9:28 pm
MWLF, you are most wise. In a very disturbing way lol.
Sean - November 15, 2008, 12:19 am
ooh, ooh, ooh, oooooh
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 14, 2008, 10:50 pm
A creche is a small French pastry filled with buttercream, and manger is the French word for 'to eat', so it is entirely disgusting in the present context.
Sean - November 14, 2008, 7:14 pm
I'm now all confused again. Is a creche anything like a manger? The French word for it, maybe?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 14, 2008, 7:11 pm
And the three wise men wisely left their gifts and said 'Look, we gotta go. Enjoy your myrrh. There's also some gold and frankincense. Sorry to run, we're not judging, we just have another appointment in um, Egypt.
Sean - November 14, 2008, 6:47 pm
Funny. Disturbing. And unfortunately, educational: I now think I know what a "dildo creche" is ... but not why it would need a centerpiece. Maybe Martha Stewart can help us out, there.


THE BACON AND SAUSAGE NATIVITY - Never has tastelessness been so tasty


TAGS: jesus sausage
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Preacher Man

BigEdMustafa - December 6, 2011, 5:39 pm
I think the hash browns as straw is a really nice touch!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2011, 6:16 pm
That doesn't really look... kosher.
mariand - December 2, 2011, 12:22 am
lol...cool
TWOEDGE - December 1, 2011, 4:04 pm
A-MEN!


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN -


TAGS: moods body language
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 12, 2014, 1:55 pm
Ah the better to run down...um...your...NSFW...teehee!
nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:53 pm
If she's hold a gun then she's just a Southern girl chilling out.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:51 pm
I will say, those nails kinda gross out me.
SLOHAND62 - March 30, 2013, 2:57 am
Nice nails for making sammiches..5L's
szo850 - March 24, 2013, 2:16 pm
Same goes for her feet. If they are are behind her ears, she like you.
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:05 am
Are they holding a pillow?
JesusWept - March 19, 2013, 9:55 pm
Women's hands often land on my face. Not sure why XD
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 9:24 am
thank you
mariand - March 14, 2013, 6:55 am
lol, yeah... because that sign with the middle finger is such a common gesture...hehehe


GOOD DAD -


TAGS: boyfriend daughter interogation heart to heart talk
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - March 19, 2013, 4:41 pm

whoa....haven't chcked on this poster in a year. over 200 shares....lots and lots of proud fathers downloading this one :)
Reality Lord - May 10, 2012, 5:36 pm

look for a pm from me.
jrmcgrath73 - May 9, 2012, 12:35 am
WHERE can I buy this poster?? I really would like to know if anyone can let me know please.. J
Budog - December 4, 2011, 7:50 am
LMFAO! So true, Daddy has guns, guns and Brothers. The little shit doesn't stand a chance! 5L
Wytch - August 10, 2011, 3:48 am
As many Lions as I have Daughters. 5 sir.
bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm
i have 3 daughters and u get 5Ls
5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:36 am
My whole family loves this!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:35 pm
FUKING SPECTACULAR! 5L
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:54 pm
Amsome!
Sho - August 21, 2010, 11:36 am
Looks like Ghost knows what he's doing XD


HEY HONEY - I think the cat is in heat again ...


TAGS: honey cat in heat again
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Budog

lgvernon - March 30, 2012, 7:58 pm

You're on a roll toinight, Mr. B!! Epic ones!~


HUG? - Said the bunny to the oncoming lawnmower...


TAGS: hug bunny lawnmower
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by BlackNapalm

Kate - May 11, 2009, 7:55 pm
AWWWWWWWWWWw....haha...cute bunny and hilarious poster!!
thehattinninja - March 10, 2009, 5:02 pm
the bunny was hiding the cadbury eggs, hence why i used the lawnmower.
Sean - February 10, 2009, 6:24 pm
Brutally funny. 5 sick poodles from me.


Demotivation -




THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.


TAGS: september challenge oh hair sorry about that
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Bunny

:3 - September 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol pretty funny... not the best but alright
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:12 pm
I think I've seen this pic before.
Hypercat-Z - September 6, 2009, 6:51 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA... And thank you for the ispiration!
aaa - September 4, 2009, 2:01 pm
I thought no pubic hare couldn't be shown here. No wait...... Nevermind.... .
culos - September 4, 2009, 2:00 pm
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 11:30 am
Love it, 5 pubic hareballs here!
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 9:29 am
Amsome! 5 badly groomed lions
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:28 am
Right? I almost clicked reject on accident 'cause I was laughing so much, separate those buttons a little more for me, M? LOL!
motifake - September 4, 2009, 9:27 am

FULL of WIN, 5L for you!
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:17 am
Made me laugh. Makes approving so much easier!


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Justin Bieber is still a faggot


TAGS: justin bieber fag soviet russia
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by BigBusiness13

440wakeup - November 29, 2011, 8:08 pm
In soviet Russia streets name you!
Kidkiller - September 8, 2010, 7:01 am
In soviet russia - Lion give you 5human.
fascistfrenchman - September 7, 2010, 3:55 pm
I agree with that. Putting Bieber down deserves 5L's
pzykosiz - September 2, 2010, 6:52 pm
i'm not a big fan of soviet russia jokes. but i do agree with this one


GIRLS ARE EVIL -


TAGS: girls evil math proof
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Raven

ZippoBibrok - January 14, 2010, 5:23 pm
Saying 'girls require time and money' is 'girls = time + money'. For 'girls = time * money', it's 'girls are the product of time and money'. This version produces 'girls = money*2', or 'girls = money2', arguing that the poster promotes pimps...
TheTrashHeap - July 2, 2009, 10:57 pm
This poster is evil it follows me everywhere i go! and every time the caption is less funny! help help


DR. SHELDON COOPER -




G.I.L.F. - God- It Looks Feral!


TAGS: wake me from this nightmare
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

thedanimal - July 12, 2012, 4:20 pm
Chooot em!
Dave809 - June 6, 2011, 10:57 pm
Shit where did you find my second wife? Please put her back under the rock where you found her...
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:11 am
ummm...somebody pass the sandpaper, my eyes need a good scrub
Trolanator - April 7, 2011, 12:44 am
EWWWII!!! wish i hadent seen this
Samson - April 6, 2011, 4:13 pm
Grandma?


IT'S COMPLICATED - I now understand that Facebook status option.


TAGS: complicated love cheating facebook
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - February 6, 2012, 8:37 pm
Lol, True, it looks like they are!!
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:47 pm
Are they watching paint dry?
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:21 pm
threesome's up :)


REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches


TAGS: redneck no teeth matching dna
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 9:31 pm
Rednecks? These look like Walkers.
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 1:54 am

Are you be saying that I'm am using improper english? Eh, I never really had very good grammar, I'll admit. But I don't see the fault in this one. Please elaborate RD.
Rudedog - December 23, 2012, 12:26 am
Funny, work on sentence structure


IF YOU RECOGNIZE THESE - you just might have been a nerd!


TAGS: dungeons dragons nerd
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2012, 10:07 pm
I was never a nerd, But I still played dungeons and dragons. Drunk. and on drugs. (don't judge me)


Lawn Care -


TAGS: lawns matrimony analogy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

JuicyLucy - October 26, 2014, 1:57 am
Make sure you got enough water....enough to keep your lawn green. too much and less is bad. make it just enough dude!


PROOF THAT SATAN IS A GINGER - Need I say it more clearly?


TAGS: satan ginger evil
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Brawler

holymoly - March 1, 2012, 1:21 pm
steve buscemi eyes... you can find them pasted over a wide variety of stars and characters. very funny


THE LONGER YOU STARE -


TAGS: the longer you stare the funnier it gets old lady
Rating: 3.45/5


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